Timing is everything

That's right folks 2 days before my bachlorette party i found out i was pregnant!!!
Friday I lied to my dispatcher in order to sneak to my ob to verify.... because you know a bright blue plus sign can be explained away by hormones right??? I just had to ignore the extreme exhaustion, the vomiting, and yes the mood swings, oh the fun fun mood swings!!
So i told my dispatcher that my asthma was really bad that day (i really do have asthma) and I had to go to my doctors office to get an inhaler. What it really meant was I have to go to my Ob's office, get an off the record ultrasound, and there it was, this blob, this little tiny blob with a heart beat that kinda looked like a turtle. So I did what every rational woman would do, not exactly ready for a baby, a day before my bachlorette party, a week before my wedding.......I cried, and i made the MA, who is actually one of my best friends, cry too.
So then I had to make my calls first my mom, she cried. Then my dad, he laughed. Then my sister who is a 4th grade teacher who was on a field trip she screamed, then made her bus full of bay bay kids cheer! Then she realized that she had less then 24 hours to plan a new bachlorette party, i think she cried a little too. My step dad was the last to find out, I told my mom not to tell him so i could suprise him. I came home and put the ultrasound picture down on the table in front of him and he said "what is this?"
"that's your future grand baby."
"HOLY SHIT!!!!"
My son is the first grandchild for my mom and my step-dad. My mom as 4 kids (my sister and my 2 older brothers who are adopted) and my step dad has 5 kids (4 girls, 1 boy, i really don't think any of them will have kids), needless to say they were really excited.
Saturday comes and I am home by myself getting ready, waiting for my friends, waiting for my sisters, and waiting for MM (yes my future husband was coming to my bachlorette party, I was 5 weeks pregnant, everything made me puke, its not like I was gonna hook up with a random hottie so my fiance was coming. Also so was my brother-in-law, him and my sis had been together since 1998, high school sweethearts. He is my brother, he has always been around so why the hell not! So it is getting closer and closer to when my friends are supposed to arrive and my family isn't there yet, they were supposed to help me set up. So i called my sister and did what any woman in my position would do, I cried. Then MM walked in, and I cried some more, cause I was by myself. I really am a retard!
So everyone finally got there, family, friends, 2 penis cakes, coolers of beer, and the party bus filled with champagne, beer and pop. And i couldn't drink. My amazing sister had set up a bowling bachlorette party, 2 lanes, 2 hours, beer, pop, appetizers included. I could not eat or drink, or i would puke. How did i know this. I had a sip of wine on the party bus, and I puked. I bowled and I puked. We came home at about 12, me and my drunk ass MM went to sleep, I told my friends to take the party bus cause i had rented it until 5 am. I slept, and my friends drank. Great times!!!!